Cuddle Coverage

Cuddle Coverage is my brain child born out of facebook post. The other night a beautiful woman I attended high school with said that it was a perfect night for cuddling, if only she wasn't single. Another woman chimed in and agreed. She was also single. There I was. Ready to swoop in as the good guy with an answer for the both of us. Thus, the birth of Cuddle Coverage.

Cuddle Coverage would be like an insurance policy/escort service for women. We would offer various services at various rates depending upon need. If you just want a man to come by for the night to hold you in your sleep...we could do that. If you want someone to bring flowers, candy, and a teddy bear....we could do that. If you want a man to do all the things your man (or lack thereof) won't do...we could do that. Oh, by we I mean me.

All new customers would receive a free trial. All sales would be final. And oh yes, there would be a waiver for anything left behind (Ala baby). All Cuddle Coverage employees would go through an extreme background check for criminal history, sexual predators, and to be certain they are STD free. We would aim to please.

I think I might be on to something here. I could get paid to do something I love and would gladly do for free. Women would be able to feel that strong, secure, loving man they want in the cool of the night. Man, it's on...All this at a reasonable price too. Call Cuddle Coverage now...operators are standing by.